Have you ever wondered what your car would say to you, if it could? I sometimes catch myself talking to my car. I’ll be driving alone after a long day, and it only makes sense to strike up a conversation, right? Tell me I’m not alone. Well, let’s take a look at some of my clever sayings! Chevrolet Corvette: “I go faster on the weekends!” Nissan Cube: “I’m Artsy-Fartsy, aren’t I?” Hyundai Genesis: “I’m way cheaper than other luxury cars, and look just as good!” Chevrolet Traverse: “I’m not a minivan mom!” Nissan Murano: “Sleek, smooth and classy … I’m a catch!” Hyundai Sonata: “My gas cap is money! Up to 40 mpg on the highway.” Chevrolet Silverado: “I can pull more than you can.” Nissan Leaf: “I have no tailpipe. How about that?” Hyundai Accent: “Gosh, I’m so cheap I speak monetary.” So tell me … If your car could talk, what would it say?